I Can't Take This Spam Anymore
I Can't Take This Spam Anymore
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Seriously, this bullshit is out of control. My inbox is overrun with messages for useless products. How do I filter all this garbage? It's pushing me over the edge.
- My only wish is to get a legitimate email for once.
- Maybe someday this will go away.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.
Junk Mail: The Virtual Filth Bombarding Me
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, way too much is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your pointless advertisements for things I don't even care about. I've tried to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a deaf ear. At this point, I'm just pissed off.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Get a clue.
- Consider this my final warning.
End This Damn Spam You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit
Listen up, you bunch of idiots. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to stop. I'm fed up with your bullshit to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. get more info I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Leave me alone
- This is useless to me
Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you scumbags! Your spammy emails are clogging up inboxes and upsetting people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your one strike to knock it off. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? Don't test us.
Seriously With Your Spammy Texts
You believe you're so slick, sending out your bullshit to every irrelevant person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I give a damn for your hoax. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Drop Dead With Your Stupid Texts
- I give a damn
- Get a real job or kill yourself already.